Random Musings

[      Jaakan]   7DOF: Too evil for weevils 
[      Jaakan]   7DOF: Where it's always Morning
[      Jaakan]   7DOF: Pedantic on Semantics
[  Porcellina]   7DOF: Come to the dark side.  We have cookies.
[      Thalia]   7DOF: Be more confused by Monday
[      Thalia]   7DOF: Madness takes its toll, please have correct change.
[        Dani]   7DOF: It's Safe to come out now.
[        Dani]   7DOF: We'll zap your ass in a heartbeat.

Jul 13 16:30:25: IDEA: Porcellina (talon50): When you flee, your class-leaving message is still active, so Dnai just
valiantly strode away as she fled.
Jul 13 16:34:41: IDEA: Jaakan (freedom18): that's paladins for you, plain dumb, I guess.
Jul 13 16:36:37: IDEA: Porcellina (powers7): Good thing she was a warrior, then.
Jul 13 16:37:02: IDEA: Jaakan (freedom18): well, warriors, even dumber than paladins.
Jul 13 16:37:23: IDEA: Porcellina (powers7): I dunno...paladin = warrior + religion (duck)
Jul 13 16:38:09: IDEA: Jaakan (freedom18): so... if the warrior has the religion of a duck, then she's made of wood.... 
Jul 13 16:38:19: IDEA: Jaakan (freedom18): A WITCH! BUUUUUURNNN HER!
Jul 13 16:40:21: IDEA: Porcellina (powers7): You're on a monty python kick today.

[ArchWiz] Jaakan: http://www.tvcatalunya.com/webcams/noves/collserola.jpg
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Wassat?
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: nice picture
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Oh.  Tis.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: I thought it signified something.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: nope, although it would make a good mythic backdrop
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Peggy the Pegasus?
[Prophet] Jaakan: NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  NO!
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: *snicker*
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: How about just "Peg", then?
[Prophet] Jaakan: equal no.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Uniqua the Unicorn?
[Avatar] Jaakan: HIGHER NO
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Winnie the Winged?
[Change (Title): Porcellina changed Porcellina]
999/999 999/999 0/0>who
Name              Title
---------------- --------------------------------------------------------------
[      Jaakan]   Moses: 3.3 million points from Idling and Counting
[  Porcellina]   Uniqua the Unicorn
[        Dale]   DISK I/O FAILURE
[   Swineherd]   Made in Scotland, from Girders! [Away] [Reason: beddy]
[       Moses]   Moses, committed to Excellence since 5pm last thursday
---------------- --------------------------------------------------------------
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: this could lead to exo
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: in fact
Porcellina has been kicked off.
[Porcellina has departed from the MUD in The Vast Oceans (powers7)]
[Socket (1): Porcellina logging in]
[Porcellina () has entered the game in powers7 (Vis: 0)]
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: That's two in like 12 hours.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: You used to never exo me.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: I guess the honeymoon is over.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: I'm more secure in my position ;)
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Translation: the power's gone to your head:P
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: bah
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: *grin*  I was only trying to make you laugh:)
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: I know how far to push ;)
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: I was quite proud of Uniqua.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Somebody's gonna name their baby that.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: In fact, I bet someone already has.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: A member of the "Backyardigans TV show"
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: http://nickjr.co.uk/shows/backyardigans/uniqua.aspx
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: OH THAT IS SO AWFUL
[Prophet] Jaakan: TELETUBBIES IN A WORLD GONE MAD
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: the spell flags are changed and rebooted in
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: thank you for your help yesterday
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Hoorah!
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: No problem.  Wasn't much.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: findm EVIL
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: virgins are good
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Glenda the good witch
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: so, do you want your paladin EVILSMACK damage bit now?
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: How are you feeling today?
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: tired, no sleep until 4am and a bit edgy
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: If that'll make you happy to code.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: that's what it will be called.  EVILSMACK
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: All caps, eh?
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: unless of course Uniqua is not really the name ;)
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Yes.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Picture the scene
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: I'm ok with EVILSMACK
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Porcellina the brave paladin walks down corridor in camelot
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: "YO! Morgana!"
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: "I'm gonna do EVILSMACK on yo ass!"
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: I don't think I ever use the word 'yo'.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Except as an abbreviation for 'your', yes.
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Would it be automatic?
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: you would become a bad will smith impersonator.
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Or perhaps Samuel L Jackson
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Shaft as a Paladin *boggle*
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: Hah.  He's a bad mothashutyomouth!
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: the shaft theme tune playing in the background, as you stride
 down the corridor
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: giving all the bad mobiles a knowing nod, just before killing
 them, obviously
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: And as they die, they
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: They sigh "shaft"
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: LOL
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: Seriously, I should implement Mud Sound Protocol
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: then it would really happen
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: only to you, of course ;)
[ArchWiz] Porcellina: *grin*
[ArchWiz] Jaakan: and probably a message that says, You suddenly get a bad afro.