7DOF Humour Files
-] Jaakan [- : Aug 6 20:18:01 2019: IDEA: Aardvark (kobold1): spoon(6926) should be a weapon -] Jaakan [- : oh rly? -] Aardvark [- : you could hit people with a spoon -] Jaakan [- : You could also with a sausage -] Jaakan [- : I'm not about to declare sausages weapons -] Aardvark [- : spoon would do more damage -] Jaakan [- : And what, pray, sort of weapon is a spoon? -] Aardvark [- : what are the options? -] Jaakan [- : staff, spear, club, dagger, sword, whip, axe, or bow? -] Jaakan [- : My point precisely -] Aardvark [- : likely staff -] Jaakan [- : A spoon is not a staff! I don't stir my tea with a staff -] Aardvark [- : depends how long a spoon it is -] Jaakan [- : I am not making another weapon type: cutlery -] Jaakan [- : My point is that staffs don't have a spoon head on the end -] Jaakan [- : In case you want a bit of soup while you're fighting -] Jaakan [- : So in summary, a spoon is not a weapon, which is why you never hear of vicious spoon attacks -] Aardvark [- : what about the Sheriff of Nottingham cutting people's hearts out with a spoon? -] Jaakan [- : says who? -] Aardvark [- : the book of faces does [refers to Robin Hood Prince of Thieves clip] -] Aardvark [- : so perhaps it's also a dagger -] Aardvark [- : as well as a staff -] Jaakan [- : He is emphasizing the infeasibility of it by mentioning it -] Aardvark [- : is this branch a staff? -] Jaakan [- : Ok, you're changing the parameters of the discussion -] Aardvark [- : I was just curious if it is -] Jaakan [- : Wb, Lel, we are having a philosophical discussion about spoons as weapons, you may scroll back if you wish -] Aardvark [- : I guess my argument is you should be able to wield anything as a weapon (like a sausage), but it be almost entirely ineffective -] Jaakan [- : Hm. -] Jaakan [- : I can't go through all the objects deciding how suitable they are as a weapon! That would take ages! -] Aardvark [- : Aardvark hits you ineffectually with the bread roll! -] Jaakan [- : Now you're being silly ;) -] Jaakan [- : so, your idea is declined, after discussion -] Jaakan [- : *uses red highlighter* -] Aardvark [- : now you'll need to clean your monitor! -] Jaakan [- : it's your fault. And it's permanent marker