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Apr 14 14:21:51: BUG: Nalal - We have a bug, fix it by command 'zap major'
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Apr 14 17:03:32: BUG: Mongo - the sign is f****d at the humping bridge
Apr 14 17:14:08: BUG: Mongo - can't kill dog. bad
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Apr 19 11:54:58: BUG: Major - The log files make me look stupid
Apr 19 11:55:11: BUG: Nalal - I need to go through all these stupid
			      f****g bugs, grrr major
Apr 19 11:55:52: BUG: Major - You keep getting me to do stupid things and it 
			      gets me in the syslog looking like a plumb.
Apr 19 11:56:01: TYPO: Major (start1): plumb=plum
Apr 19 11:56:03: BUG: Nalal - At least I don't make you go through the bug
			      file.
Apr 19 11:56:58: BUG: Nalal - The bug system is not a chat line.
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Apr 23 12:33:45: BUG: Major - Your socket system is broke.
Jul 22 14:03:13: BUG: Nalal - THE SOCKETS ARE BROKE!!!
Jul 28 10:49:46: BUG: Nalal - FREE UP FILE DESCRIPTORS AFTER EACH KILL!!!!
Jul 28 10:49:57: BUG: Nalal - THIS IS A BAD DAY.
Jul 28 11:00:29: BUG: Nalal - IN FACT IF IT WAS ANY WORSE WE WOULD ALL BE
			      DEAD.
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Apr 28 10:53:39: DEBUG: Last Command (10:52:59) Nalal: wizard You can also
		        use the wizard line as well as the gossip line
Apr 28 10:53:39: REBOOT: Crash has occured, rebooting system
Apr 28 10:54:09: DEBUG: Last Command (10:53:57) Nalal: wizard You can also
			use the wizard line as well as the gossip line
Apr 28 10:54:09: REBOOT: Crash has occured, rebooting system
Apr 28 10:54:23: DEBUG: Last Command (10:54:17) Nalal: wizard Cool
Apr 28 10:54:09: REBOOT: Crash has occured, rebooting system
Apr 28 10:54:49: DEBUG: Last Command (10:54:42) Nalal: wizard Wow
Apr 28 10:54:49: REBOOT: Crash has occured, rebooting system
Apr 28 10:55:06: BUG: Nalal - Typing wizard then something causes a crash
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Sep 3 11:04:26: BUG: Nalal - put major in crdits file for zones he looked
			     through. 
Sep 3 11:04:33: BUG: Nalal - give major more zones
Sep 3 11:04:57: BUG: Nalal - these bug logs don't really contain bugs
			     anymore, do they?
Sep 3 12:00:38: BUG: Major - no, not really ;)
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Sep 22 13:16:58: BUG: Major - (not really a bug) but can we have it say
			      "person asks you...." when there is a ? at
			      the end of the tell line?
Sep 22 13:17:49: BUG: Nalal - It is in my TODO list ~/allan/idea.txt
Sep 22 13:18:15: BUG: Major - I expected "NO" :)
Sep 22 13:18:46: BUG: Nalal - pesimist (sp?)
Sep 22 18:05:04: BUG: Major - BUG has been reduced to a chatline again.
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Nov  3 01:13:30: BUG: Lumina - TOP KILLS IS GOING HAYWIRE    620898912"&
                               620756992 is what it says
Nov  3 01:16:55: BUG: Jaakan - top kills appears, erm, wrong.. 
Nov  4 00:56:29: BUG: Marduke - "top scores" "top deaths" - who the hell is 
                                "&, and how'd he get all that?
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Nov 20 01:33:10: BUG: Marduke - Dale's class keeps randomly changing to 
                                Goblin. Might want to look into that.
Nov 20 11:51:12: BUG: Vampyra - My Demon class keeps changing back to Goblin 
                                is it spouse to be that way?
Nov 20 13:12:29: BUG: Sniper - I selected Demon, but I have reverted to Golbin
                               inexplicably.
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Oct  6 20:18:39: BUG: Bazquux - Nalal, Marduke or Wildfire are not on, 
                                I feel this is GROSS mismanagement of 
				something
Apr 30 03:51:32: BUG: Dale -    no powers are on now and there's a newbie. 
                                I fear this is gross mismanagement or 
				something.				
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Sep 25 21:59:02: BUG: Arcassia - you die?
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Dec 13 01:38:55: DEBUG: Last Command (01:38:47) 
                                  Marduke: wiz It's stable now.
Dec 13 01:38:55: REBOOT: Crash has occured, rebooting system
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Dec 19 20:42:14: BUG: Dale - levels are _screwed_. level 50 marks me as a
                             ClayMonster, level 100 as an (ENONET), level
                             200 as a Nalal, level 300 as a  Wearable,
                             level 400 as something said by farmer willy,
                             level 500 ditto, and then level 600 sticks
                             me  at Dorq. haven't tried anything else ;)
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Mar 21 23:53:18: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): faf colour is broke, the yellow 
                       code should start before the %a
Mar 21 23:54:26: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): faf is broken, each msg should
                       be backspaced 1
Mar 21 23:54:50: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): what do you mean by backspaced 1?
Mar 21 23:55:13: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): for example: 'Msg to target: %a' 
                       should be 'Msg to target:%a'
Mar 21 23:55:23: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): ahhh, right. gotcha
Mar 21 23:55:35: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): I'm glad typo's don't get mailed to me
Mar 21 23:55:47: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): that would suck
Mar 21 23:55:48: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): oh f
Mar 21 23:55:57: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): oh f indeed
Mar 21 23:56:03: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): Typo is not a chat line! :P
Mar 21 23:56:05: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): for, your inbox will be full
Mar 21 23:56:11: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): stop it!
Mar 21 23:56:17: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): typo can be a chat line, see 
                       "humour syslog"
Mar 21 23:56:17: TYPO: Jaakan (powers8): oh, ok
Mar 21 23:56:39: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): or, maybe that was bug
Mar 21 23:56:52: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): it was, typo has never been a chat
                       line :(
Mar 21 23:57:00: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): well it seems to be now
Mar 21 23:57:15: TYPO: Swineherd (powers8): bah
Mar 21 23:57:21: IDEA: Nalal - colourcode the message given to powers when 
                       someone logs a typo
Mar 21 23:57:35: IDEA: Swineherd - don't use typo as a chat line ;)
Mar 21 23:57:50: IDEA: Nalal - piss off! get back to typo! I get ideas mailed
                       to me
Mar 21 23:58:08: IDEA: Jaakan - roflroflrofl
Mar 21 23:58:15: IDEA: Nalal - less of it!
Mar 21 23:58:19: IDEA: Nalal - *sob*
Mar 21 23:58:54: IDEA: Swineherd - Take that!
Mar 21 23:58:57: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): and, further, who do you think it is 
                       that pays for the disk space all this crap takes up?
Mar 21 23:59:20: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): I should have used moreover, that 
                       sounds better than further
Mar 21 23:59:20: IDEA: Swineherd - whoever your email provider is 
                       :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Mar 21 23:59:35: IDEA: Swineherd - nah, furthermore is better
Mar 21 23:59:47: IDEA: Nalal - ahem, no... ukshells charge me for disk space
                       and the archive lives on a hard disk I own
Mar 22 00:00:05: IDEA: Swineherd - nice, you'll be wanting to clean this out
                       then ;)
Mar 22 00:00:20: IDEA: Nalal - I'll be sending it to you
Mar 22 00:00:24: IDEA: Nalal - multiple times
Mar 22 00:00:46: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): wait! stop using idea!
Mar 22 00:00:46: IDEA: Swineherd - bah
Mar 22 00:00:49: IDEA: Swineherd - cackle
Mar 22 00:00:59: IDEA: Swineherd - and it even thanks me for my input ;)
Mar 22 00:01:08: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): typo doesn't
Mar 22 00:01:25: IDEA: Swineherd - typo calls me a pedantic git :(
Mar 22 00:01:36: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): typo knows the score
Mar 22 00:01:42: TYPO: Jaakan (powers8): hmm?
Mar 22 00:01:56: IDEA: Swineherd - not typo, idea, jaakan
Mar 22 00:02:05: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): you know how the message you get
                       when you report a typo? "Thank you for logging this 
		       TYPO."
Mar 22 00:02:12: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): swineherd doesn't get that message :>
Mar 22 00:02:17: TYPO: Jaakan (powers8): ah...  rofl
Mar 22 00:05:38: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): :PPPPPPPPPP
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Apr 28 15:00:25: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by Tough Slayer
Apr 28 15:27:17: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by The Assassin
Apr 28 15:36:23: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by Woman
Apr 28 15:43:51: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by Lizard
Apr 28 15:47:45: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by Jacob
Apr 28 15:49:53: SYSTEM: KalisReign slain by Jacob
Apr 28 15:50:36: IDEA: Nalal - more newbie areas
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May 11 23:37:08: IDEA: Vampyra - f flag for pat action
May 11 23:37:25: IDEA: Swineherd - f flag?
May 11 23:37:43: IDEA: Vampyra - 'far' 
May 11 23:37:51: IDEA: Swineherd - explain;)
May 11 23:38:07: IDEA: Jaakan - allan will murder you both
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May 24 22:36:37: IDEA: Kalten - Buffy the vampire slayer quest pls.
May 24 22:36:56: IDEA: Kalten - make her really hot 
May 24 22:36:59: IDEA: Jaakan - nalal'll do that
May 24 22:37:17: IDEA: Jaakan - ah, I forgot, Kalten, you can't see this, 
                       can you
May 24 22:37:32: IDEA: Jaakan - nm, i'll echo it to 1
May 24 22:38:33: IDEA: Dale - but then you know idea isn't a chatline 
                       anyway, don't you
May 24 22:38:52: IDEA: Jaakan - well, yes, dale, ah, you can't see this
                       either
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Aug 22 21:27:59: BUG: Swineherd - if you atvis 20000 exo yourself you log
                      in invis, even though it was an atvis thing
Aug 22 21:28:20: BUG: Nalal - of course you fucking do, moron
Aug 22 21:28:46: BUG: Swineherd - atvis should set you back to 0 vis after
                      you're exo'd and no longer ingame!
Aug 22 21:29:10: BUG: Nalal - it'll be a cold day in hell before I start
                      trapping for shit like that
Aug 22 21:29:36: BUG: Swineherd - watch out satan, kenny's coming to
                      freeze you!
Aug 22 21:30:00: BUG: Nalal - *thinks of south park the movie*... are
                      you going to pretend to be his friend?
Aug 22 21:30:22: BUG: Swineherd - I wonder why that's what sprung to mind
                      for you, must be your 'leanings'
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Sep  7 17:57:02: BUG: Dale - I don't like the fact that using find,
                      objects in containers show up as being in (null) :)
Sep  7 17:57:48: BUG: Nalal - I f**king hate that fact!
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Sep  8 00:27:44: BUG: Jaakan - MAJOR PROBLEM
Sep  8 00:28:08: BUG: Jaakan - things say hello/goodbye after you kill them!
Sep  8 00:28:45: BUG: Jaakan - I'll fix it straight away
Sep  8 01:03:10: BUG: Dale - cool. the Djinni talks when he's dead.
Sep  8 14:47:30: BUG: Major - dwarven bill talks when dead
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Sep 22 01:09:27: BUG: Swineherd - It would be rude to bite Stonecutter -
                                  what bollocks
Dec  2 02:04:49: BUG: Swineherd - It would be rude to bite Stonecutter. -
                                  it's still bollocks
Dec 11 04:02:06: BUG: Swineherd - It would be rude to bite Sandwich.   -
                                  LIES
Dec 24 02:21:22: BUG: Swineherd - It would be rude to bite Porcellina. -
                                  sheeeeeite!		  
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Sep 22 00:11:41: BUG: Jaakan - kick coffin. kick what? KICK COFFIN!
Sep 22 00:12:01: BUG: Wildfire - jaakan needs some coffee
Sep 22 00:12:34: BUG: Swineherd - if he gets coffee, do i get his cider?
Sep 22 00:12:37: BUG: Jaakan - look, kick doesnt work properly
Sep 22 00:12:48: BUG: Jaakan - it's a serosiu bug
Sep 22 00:13:03: BUG: Nalal - pisshead
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Oct  3 21:19:14: BUG: Vampyra - DONT TYPE WHERE DOOR
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Oct 18 23:32:04: BUG: Martyn - I can kick puff remotely as a mortal
Oct 18 23:32:17: BUG: Nalal - tell me about it, dani spends all her time
                      kicking me
Oct 18 23:32:49: BUG: Swineherd - that was intentional
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Nov  7 20:52:50: NEWS: Vampyra changed mortal news.
Nov  7 20:55:25: TYPO: Dale (powers7): that news formatting is horrid.
Nov  7 20:56:04: FORCE: Vampyra forced Dale to 'punt superscotty'
Nov  7 20:56:04: EXIT: Dale [Level: 5000, Score: 3607023]
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Nov  8 00:45:15: TYPO: Dale (powers7): ctime says 'fall'. should say
                       autumn godammit
Nov  8 00:45:36: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): holy s**t! that had better get
                       fixed quick smart
Nov  8 00:45:51: TYPO: Jaakan (thanks1): stop that, that's a bug, not a
                       typo
Nov  8 00:46:00: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): it's a typo
Nov  8 00:46:00: TYPO: Stonecutter (powers12): eek! no s**t!
Nov  8 00:46:14: TYPO: Jaakan (thanks1): and what sort of file is it in?
Nov  8 00:46:17: BUG: Stonecutter - I am a bug *bugs nalal* love
                      you, ugly :)
Nov  8 00:46:29: TYPO: Jaakan (thanks1): I rest my case
Nov  8 00:46:30: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): just because it is in a .c file
                       doesn't mean it isn't a typo
Nov  8 00:46:44: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): how are the players supposed
                       to know?
Nov  8 00:46:47: TYPO: Porcellina (powers15): I'm telling!  You guys
                       said "s**t"!
Nov  8 00:46:57: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): prove it!
Nov  8 00:46:58: TYPO: Jaakan (thanks1): TYPO IS NOT A CHAT LINE
Nov  8 00:47:06: TYPO: Porcellina (powers15): Is too;)
Nov  8 00:47:13: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING?
Nov  8 00:47:27: BUG: Jaakan - Typo by Dale (powers7): ctime says 'fall'.
                      should say autumn godammit
Nov  8 00:47:35: TYPO: Stonecutter (powers12): poor jaakan, he has to see
                       this all again and again...but don't let that stop
		       you from using this comm line ;)
Nov  8 00:47:38: BUG: Nalal - get to f., fix it yourself
Nov  8 00:47:51: BUG: Porcellina - Oooh, now we get to play on this line;)
Nov  8 00:47:57: TYPO: Nalal (powers1): Nov  8 00:47:27: BUG: Jaakan -
                       Typo by Dale (powers7): ctime says 'fall'. should
		       say autumn godammit
Nov  8 00:48:09: BUG: Jaakan - nod, lets fill this with meaningless
                      crap too
Nov  8 00:48:17: BUG: Nalal - go away
Nov  8 00:48:29: BUG: Jaakan - *handbag* DAMN
Nov  8 00:48:40: BUG: Nalal - you lose!
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Dec  5 05:43:32: BUG: Dani - "Stonecutter: dani...bug something...you
                      know you want to...." <---------
Dec  5 05:44:02: BUG: Stonecutter - LIES! ALL OF IT!! LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIEEE
                      EEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!! KILL HER!!
Dec  5 05:44:27: BUG: Swineherd - Stonecutter is unable to maintain order
Dec  5 05:44:28: BUG: Dani - he's lying 
Dec  5 05:44:43: BUG: Stonecutter - of course, not for any petty personal
                      resons, just becuase we're big and can do that :)
Dec  5 05:45:05: BUG: Swineherd - obviously avatar material
Dec  5 05:45:17: BUG: Stonecutter - agreed.
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Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.9a to 1.9b
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.8b to 1.9a
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.8a to 1.8b
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.7b to 1.8a
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.7a to 1.7b
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.5a to 1.7a
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.0c to 1.5a
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.0b to 1.0c
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 1.0a to 1.0b
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 0.9b to 1.0a
Dec 25 02:32:44: BUG: Tbone - Fixes / enhancements from 0.8a to 0.9b
Dec 25 02:32:45: BUG: Tbone - fixes / enhancements from 0.6a to 0.7a
Dec 25 02:32:45: BUG: Tbone - fixes / enhancements from 0.5a to 0.6a
Dec 25 02:33:32: BUG: Tbone - holy god i am so sorry for that spam, 
                              i just hit the wrong thing
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Jan  4 22:38:02: BUG: Porcellina - Winkie.  He's got cooties.
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Nov  4 17:20:18: BUG: Lynda - seen that there was a deathroom in cathedral
                              when tbone hit it yet i've not done the
			      quest, get a grip, people!
Jan  3 21:26:02: BUG: Lynda - hey guys i can see that belg11 is a droom
                              and i havn't done that quest get a grip!
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May 17 00:24:02: SUMMON_P: Jaakan summoned Senzcy
May 17 00:24:03: SUMMON_P: Porcellina summoned Senzcy
May 17 00:42:44: IDEA: Porcellina - action lick needs to have one that
                       you can do by yourself and I can't remember
                       what that's called at the moment but I'm sure
                       you all do, and whatnot.
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Sep  8 21:15:55: TYPO: Stonecutter (pandora13): banshees are female
Sep 26 19:23:08: TYPO: Senzcy (pandora13): banshees are usually female
Feb 13 15:31:37: TYPO: Senzcy (pandora11): banshee should be male
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